Owww......

I iced my face last night (I'm not supposed to, but whatever my face hurts), but everything really, really hurts today. Yesterday was the day of swelling and today is the day of pain.

In other news, apparently one of my painkillers (tramadol--I also have to take clindamycin and tylenol) is known to get people addicted to it. I googled it to see what possible side-effects were, and there was a warning that I should be careful if I catch myself wanting to take it often. ...Because wanting to take painkillers to make the pain stop is the first sign of addiction, after all.

And apparently side-effects are dizziness and grogginess and I shouldn't operate heavy machinery, but this is ALSO how I feel when I HAVEN'T taken painkillers (only in addition to all this, my mouth hurts) so it's hard to say.

LOOK HOW FAT MY FACE IS. :(

Also. In true Corbyjane fashion, this calls for a song.

Oooooooooon the first day of wisdom teeth, my molars gave to me:
A large Pina Colada Slurpee. 


Oooooooon the second day of wisdom teeth, my molars gave to me:
Two chipmunk cheeks, and a large pina colada Slurpee. 


Oooooooon the third day of wisdom teeth, my molars gave to me:
Three addictive drugs, two chipmunk cheeks, and a large pina colada Slurpee.


Stay tuned... I'm hoping by the twelfth day I'll have zero new symptoms but ugh, you never know.