Dude in charge: "So... how can we kill students' souls this summer?"
Another dude: "OMG! I have an idea! let's offer a math class necessary to graduate ONLY at unearthly hours!"
Dude in charge: "I LOVE it! So if they have events in the evenings, they will be FORCED to come to class from 8am-11.30!"
Another dude:"Yeah! And the best part is that if they have events in the evenings causing them to miss the evening classes, we can punish them for staying up late by making them wake up at 6.30!"
Dude in charge: "You're a genius. Let's paint you and put you on the mural already."
(In other words. Corbyjane is awake and she doesn't want to be.)
I thought this was hilarious and eerily dead-on as far as instructors' inner thoughts. I'm still convinced some of my college professors were sadists with doctorate degrees ;)
ReplyDeleteThe best part is the first week of class the broken thermostat was set on 80. EIGHTY DEGREES.
ReplyDeleteSo... Corbyjane is up at 6am after being out till 9pm. In a class with 60 people. Studying a subject made more difficult by dyslexia. AND IT'S HOT.
HELL. THIS IS HELL.