#CorbyjaneWatches: Peter Pan

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Watchin' Disney's Peter Pan... brace yourself for a buttload of tweets.



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I've seen prettier Mrs Darlings... and more frightening Mr Darlings...


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I wish I had a dog as a nursemaid... or a cat. That would be so much cooler...


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Yep, Mr Darling. take it out on the eldest. That's how it works. >.>

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"Don't judge your father too harshly! He does love you!" Which clearly excuses everything, I mean seriously...

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I don't think I ever realised that Mr Darling was being sarcastic when he was all, "CALL SCOTLAND YARD!" X.x

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@somuchbetter88 haha I tweeted almost exactly the same thing when I watched it a few weeks ago.

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Also am I the only one who found PP's face very creepy the first time we see him?

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He's not a very attractive boy, I mean really... horse teeth and pointy ears. And redheaded men can very rarely pull it off well..

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Matthew--my Matthew, my love--is the only one I ever knew, but he's only 8.

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Why does Wendy go to bed with her hair done up and a ribbon in her hair?

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"Well? Get on with it, girl!" I shall use this at some point.

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"I have to grow up tomorrow!" Because grownups NEVER tell stories! >.>

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I think dialogue before a song is always funny when it just randomly starts rhyming...

(Retweeted by Pinkscarf)

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"What's the matter with you? All it takes is faith and trust! Oh, and dust!" #iseewhatyoudidthere

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"That means it's crystal meth!" -@Ohokayalex "See, she's already addicted!" - @Whooterzoot

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These oldtimey choirs have amazing dynamics. Like, BAM crescendo. It's like you're just turning the volume up and down.

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HAHA the first thing I'll ever do if I can fly is go mess with the time on Big Ben. >.<

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I mean, after I go to Disneyland..

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I understand what the pirates are singing. @PinkScarf

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Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life/roving over the sea/Give me a career/as a buccaneer/It's the life of a pirate for me!

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a pirate's life is a wonderful life/They never bury ur bones/when it's all over/A jolly sea rover/Drops in on his friend Davy Jones.

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Why does Captain Hook wear lavender? Why?

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Why doesn't Hook just drop a cannon ball into the crocodile mouth when it's opening wide for him? It'd sink and drown...

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"I've never shaven this ghost before!"

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Ha change of plans we're going to watch the live action one now. :)

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Never mind. Nat stupidface couldn't find the liveaction one. =(

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How are the fish ABOVE them in the cave?

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Dude. Tinkerbell needs to take Yaz. Even those hormonal swings around that time of the month right out.

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I like the play better, with them thinking they killed Wendy. And building her a house. :)

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Tink looks like she's pleading the pretty defense.

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Doesn't work when all the guys are pre-pubescent. Sadly.

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You're such a nerd, Jon. >.< "I shall try to be worthy of my post."

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I remember trying to make a silhouette in a waterfall at Yosemite like they do in Following The Leader. Doesn't work...

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Dude. Somone is totally "shout-singing" that song. Typical child.

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Their footprint is black! So they're Blackfeet! HAHAHAAHA GET IT? #Racist

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It's a walking Christmas tree! D= I was traumatised by one of those at our Santa's Workshop.

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"Why do all the Lost Boys have awful teeth?" -Nat "They're British." - @ohokayalex

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MERMAIDS!!!!!!!

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A lei ---seriously? A LEI?!

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A lei is not a substitute for a bra. The star fish are better.

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SWIM WITH THE MERMAIDS WENDY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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"We were only trying to drown her!" Oooooh gotcha.

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"It's hook!" "I could tell, cuz the music got all serious and stuff..." -Nat.

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"The crocodile's on drugs." "They're ALL on drugs."

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"That's not natural, like, he's all obsessive on one person..."

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"Does Peter even need dust to fly?" "No. He's done it so much it's like in his blood stream." "He hides the trackmarks with his sleeves."

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"There is no path through water to the Happy Hunting Grounds." I don't understand religious loopholes like that...

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And his hat is fuscia. I mean really, Captain Hook?

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Purple and red? What does he think he is, a red hatter?

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Smee... I've never identified with Smee as much as when he's trying to serve both Captain Hooks.... confusion galore!

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SWORDS DO NOT BEND THAT WAY #boiiiinnng

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I want to be Wendy. I mean seriously.

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Is it just me or are the sword lengths very inconsistent shot to shot?

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Well, this would be an instance of getting clothing ripped off in convenient areas without the person in question being a super hot chick..

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Ugh. Open water is so terrifying. :(

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Don't scream "HELP!" as your head goes underwater. Take a big breath!!!

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Oh yay. Tiger Lily was saved. I was in such suspense.

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Captain Hook soaking his feet looks like me. Mustache and all.

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AHAAHAHAHA HE MAKES NOISE WHILE NAILING A "DO NOT DISTURB SIGN"

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Oh Disney humour.

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Tiger Lily is sexy dancing on a drum. #Disney

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But she has turquoise boots so it's all good.

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Way to stand up for women, Wendy. :) "Squaw NO gettum firewood! Squaw go HOME!"

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So if he's playing the glis with his hook, then it should be lower than the melody. And the chords should be higher than the melody.

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I'll buy you can play a glis and melody with a hook, but NOT chords. Maybe an interval, but no tri-tones.

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Tink gives horrible directions. "Hop skip and a jump across crocodile creek..."?

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DUDE. If it was hangmans tree she could have just marked it. No directions necessary.

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AUGH! They bow down! FALSE IDOLS! BOYCOTT!

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"Do you want to stay here and grow up like savages?" "'Course!" #boys

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Idk what Anna's talking about.... I LOVED "Your Mother and Mine" as a child....

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@somuchbetter88 i used to hate it but now... I think I may have to fandub it. :)

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I want my mother... :(

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DUDE WHY DOESN'T HOOK JUST STAB HIM #eyeroll

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=( I don't like cowardly Hook.

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BAD FORM---and he dies.

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Whoops, never mind. He's just... running on water. Holding a clock.

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And now swimming. Badly.

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"Was it all just a dream? Was it all just a dream?" <--That's a song.

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My favourite part is when Hook starts skipping across the water like a rock. And he's like "AIIIIIEEE--ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!"

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She's ready to grow up! Good thing, too, cuz she's totally got boobs now...

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I want the gritty reboot of Peter Pan where we explain Mr Darling's statement that he's seen that ship before, when he was very young.

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Like, was he a pirate? or Captain Hook's secret lovechild?

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I KNOW! Peter pan and Mr Darling are TWINS!!!

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"That is not the most blatantly racist story ever told, Nat!" "Name one!" "Jungle Book!" "How's that--" "the monkeys are black people."

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"What bad things have ever happened to black people?"

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