5000 Survey: Part Eight

Part Eight

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?

Caramel Appletinis! Here’s the nondairy recipe: 2 parts appletini mixer, 1 part vodka (or 3/1 ratio is also delicious). Shake. In martini glass, pour teaspoon of caramel flavouring. Pour in cocktail. I don’t do garnishes because they’re too much work for a drink I plan on drinking quickly anyway.

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?

Uhm, not really. I don’t take it that seriously.

703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?

I’m allergic to all of those, I’m sure!

704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?

Depends on the friend. But I stayed at Em’s for two weeks and didn’t do that, so…

705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?

Go skinny dipping. Make Hannah an appletini. Wear something slightly inappropriate (I ALWAYS run into children I know and/or their parents if I have the slightest bit of cleavage…)

706. Of the following, which word best describes you:

responsible:

I am to a point. I do stuff if I need to do it. But I rarely go above and beyond what’s needed.

spontaneous:

Yes in a “let’s go shopping!” way. But not in a “let’s go do something that would normally require great planning and research!” way.

tactful:

Yes and no. Mostly no.

uninhbited:

AHAHAHAHA

707. Which band would you most likely check out?

The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)

The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)

Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)

…Never heard of any of them.

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?

Promise yourself you will stop procrastinating! …tomorrow!

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?

The turn signal to click in time with the music.

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?

The kind someone reads aloud?

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?

CVS or Wal-Mart

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?

No, cuz I have stress dreams then.

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?

Mmm not really…? If I don’t feel like reading assignments I usually don’t feel like reading anything.

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?

I haven’t. So yeah.

715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?

A half eaten oreo (that was half-eaten by a child with a loose tooth)

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?

Because he reminds them of the speed limit.

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?

Nope. But it reminds them AND it could always be a speed trap.

718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?

I think I got him soap.

719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?

Corbyjane?

Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name

A anything but

B bubalicious

C captivating

D deadly

E erotic

F funky

G greasy

H heaps of

I indie

J jelly

K kinetic

L lasher

M Mr. (or Mrs.)

N neglected

O ogre-like

P parading

Q quacking

R Rico

S stinky

T the one and only

U uber

V Velcro

W wishing for

X x-tra

Y yearning for

Z zoobalee

Now take the first letter of your last name.

A aardvarks

B baboo

C creme pie

D drag queen

E eggbert

F flex

G god

H hell

I Isabelle

J juice

K kisses

L lightning

M mannish boys

N nice

O octopi

P porcupines

Q q-bert

R rainbows

S suave

T tushy

U underwear

V valor

W weenie

X xtc

Y yohimbe

Z zipper

Put the two words together for your nickname.

I don’t understand this assignment. Like at all.

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?

It sounds like tech week.

What does that feeling come from?

The impending show opening.

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?

I went to Bible School. So none. Except I’ll bet Pastor Lee likes a good glass of wine sometimes.

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?

Yes! I like Looking Glass better, though.

723. Write a question and answer it here.

What’s your favourite bible verse?

Jeremiah 29.11

724. Who is your favorite playwright?

I don’t do playwrights; I do composers. :) And the answer to that is, Verdi or Puccinni. Cliché, I know…

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?

Uh… well, I HATED Voyage of the Dawn Treader

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?

Snakes. So.. “Slither”.

727. Do you like truffles?

If they are non-dairy, yes.

Do you like Turkish delight?

I kind of liked the cucumber kind. Not the sweet gross berry ones.

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?

Prolly not. I’m extremely obtuse.

729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?

Uh… Alex with a fire extinguisher.

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?

Nope.

You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.

I WIN!!!!!!!

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?

Both are kind of tacky. But I own plaid PJs and [turquoise] leopard print scarves, so I guess they’re even.

732. What would you consider ordinary?

People being true to themselves.

733. What is out of the ordinary?

People feeling the need to rub in your face that they are being true to themselves.

734. Do you ever watch COPS?

Nope.

735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?

Depends on the flavour.

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?

A show about Ethan and me being theatre and music teachers in a highschool. I think it would be HILARIOUS and AWESOME.

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?

Science?

738. When do you act the most dramatic?

Haha. ALL the time.

739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?

No. But just because most people never recognize my photo.

740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?

Soap!

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?

The Canadian girl who was in Due South and all those Feature Films for the Family movies. I can’t remember her name though.

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?

Yeah. Funny story, someone just ranted about this on FB. >.>

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?

Not many.

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?

Nope.

745. If you haven't would you want to?

I think it’d be cool…

746. If you ever did what would you write?

That’s private. :)

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?

People.

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?

JAYWALKING. AND IT IS.

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?

Uh I’d prolly turn off both.

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?

Loved.

751. What causes you to panic?

People yelling at me.

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?

Yes? I don’t know.

753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?

…………………

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?

I mostly just resolved to keep the ones I’ve already made throughout the year.

755. Why wait?

I didn’t. :)

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?

Working against me.

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?

Sing! Also look at pretty pictures of myself.

758. How much Tolkien have you read?

Not much. LOTR, the Unfinished Tales books 1&2, the Silmarillion, the Hobbit. I think that’s it.

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:

Time Bomb by Rancid

Never heard of it.

Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo

Never heard of it.

The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha

Never heard of it.

50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon

Heard it don’t like it.

Run by collective Soul

Never heard of it.

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?

I do.

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?

I do.

762. How do you feel about organized religion?

I am a Christian and accordingly I believe Jesus is the only way to heaven. But I think other organized religions can be used by the Lord for good. And yes, I know that makes me sound horrible.

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?

Ahahaha. My brother likes large breasts with lots of skin.

(…chicken breasts)

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?

Uhm. I don’t know. UGG boots?

764. Name a group of people:

Sopranos

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. She just holds up the bulb while the earth revolves around her.

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?

Yes!

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?

I didn’t finish it. =/

768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?

Neither.

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?

Nope.

770. Do you like reggae music?

Nope.

771. What makes your life worth it every day?

People love me. And they’d miss me if I were gone.

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?

If I wake up pretty I do.

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?

A lot. But I think it has more to do with sleep deprivation.

774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?

Culture, I guess. Which is sad.

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?

I don’t think there’s a magic formula. Some people speak to other people and some people don’t.

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?

A princess was born! (besides me, I mean.)

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?

If I remember I do.

778. Are you self-sufficient?

Ha no.

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?

I’ll settle for either. Or both at the same time!

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?

Whatever age that person gets married.

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?

Nope.

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?

Not really. It’s really all there in the manual.

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?

I’m not sure. My reactions are either to write a letter about it or throw a shoe at them.

784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?

Flatulence or burping.

785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?

Uhm. Not sure. Cucumbers are fun to say. And delicious.

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nope.

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:

I don’t think I’ve ever said that, really.

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?

Monsters.

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?

Not really, no.

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?

Silver is prettier. But gold looks better on me.

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?

I hope they’re pretty. And musically inclined. And theatrical. And uhm… Italian…?

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?

I hope they don’t have my mouth. Or my boobs. Or my phobias. But unless they’re raised like me (which they WON’T be) we don’t have to worry about that last one.

793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?

Probably Batman Begins.

794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?

Tangled or Enchanted.

795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?

Voyage of the Dawn Treader or any of the Twilight movies or Frog Princess.

796. Are you a good massage-giver?

Yep.

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?

Are you asleep?

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?

I believe it.

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?

Maybe Ghandi or Einstein but Jesus’ body didn’t decay, so not him.

800. Are you often sarcastic?

Oh no. Not EVER.