5000 Survey: Part 9!

Part Nine

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?

A lot. I tend to start out happy and then something ruins it but it gets better but then something is stupid but then it’s all good.

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?

Depends on the person, but I’d say 98% of the time I do care.

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?

Yes and no. I can be polite, but then there are times when I think I’m being perfectly polite and people disagree. Also sometimes I don’t care.

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?

NO. I absolutely hate those types of movies.

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?

Yes, but it tends to work against me. I go, “Ok, this is a dream, so if I THINK he’s coming after me, he’ll come after me—“ and because I thought it, he does. Also, the dreams I know I’m dreaming I usually fall a lot.

806. Have you ever had a flying dream?

Yes.

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream?

No.

808. What's the oddest law you ever heard of?

Mmm… some of the old testament laws are pretty funny. Also isn’t there a Muslim law that you can’t pee facing east? Pretty much any religious law with weird reasoning is hilarious.

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?

Just kind of lay it all out there and bare your soul.

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?

Yep.

811. Can men and women ever really be 'just friends' with no interest in anything more?

Yes, I do believe that. But I think that there either needs to be a large age difference or orientation differences to keep one or the other person from at least briefly considering it.

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?

No. I’m addicted to my prescription drugs and when I go without them I’m dizzy and nauseous and can’t see. When I go without this survey I’m just bored.

814. If your significant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)?

Of course I would and will wait.

815. What's the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name?

Uhm… Corbyjane can’t cook cuz cooking can combust, causing conflagration. That’s as far as I got.

816. If you had a theme song what would it be?

“Disneyland” apb Kerry Butler.

817. Are you cranky?

Right now? Yes.

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you?

Depends. Younger people annoy me because there’s a lot of experiences they haven’t had yet (like having zero money or zero food) and they don’t understand that. Older people sometimes annoy me because they constantly tell me I’m not an adult, but no one wants to tell me when they will actually consider me an adult.

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts?

Uhm, no.

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids?

I refer to my siblings that way, but that’s because that’s what we called them.

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author?

Either’s good. Depends on who you are.

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?

Too cold.

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?

Yep!

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?

…no?

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?

It’s disgusting.

826. What is the one way you wouldn't want to die?

Any way that isn’t dying painlessly in my sleep.

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat?

Rasta hat. I can rock a cowboy hat, thank you very much.

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors?

INDOORS.

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology?

Human nutrition, I guess.

830. Have you ever taken honors courses?

I was homeschooled, so no. But I did test into advanced English in college.

831. What do you think of crop circles?

…they’re circular?

832. Where do they come from?

Bored teens stomping down grass.

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?

NOYB

834. You have a choice. What do you eat:

A veggie burger

Eww… I don’t like them. Sorry Nat.

A turkey dog

Is it kosher? Then heck yes.

A cheese sandwich

No thanks, I’ll die.

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages?

No, I sign out on FB and very rarely do people gtalk me.

836. Do you have a paper journal also?

I do, but I don’t write in it much.

837. VHS or DVD?

DVD.

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD?

CD.

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas?

No. I have heard Not A Day Goes by, by Sondheim.

840. MTV: should it play morel videos or more shows?

I don’t watch MTV so I don’t care. Though I did love The Next Elle Woods.

841. Name a band:

Snow Patrol

Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other?

I don’t know very much about the band or its fans. Just that I love their music.

842. What does the expression 'touch and go' mean?

Iffy.

843. Caffeine or alcohol?

Caffeine. I’d be happy to go without alcohol if it wasn’t necessary for a delicious caramel appletini.

844. Betty or Veronica?

…idk. Veronica. Her name is nicer.

Archie or Reggie or Jughead?

Reggie.

845. What book are you reading right now?

My mathbook. X.x

846. Is the news too depressing?

Yes.

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?

Lion!

848. Are you late for a very important date?

Nope. But Alice in Wonderland, your every wish is my command!

849. Ever use star 69?

Nope.

850. Is everyone as smart as you?

No. But a lot of people are smarter.

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie?

Yep. Multiple times.

852. Sheets: silk or satin?

I’d rather have flannel.

853. Bath: soap or bubbles?

Neither. I shower.

854. Your best color: blue or red?

Blue. Red makes my hair look weird.

855. What's your favorite candy?

Good n Plentys.

856. Can you sing?

Yes.

857. It's the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel?

FINE!

858. You take your little sister (she's 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned "Hottie" and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn't have these clothes, she'll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.

Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes?

I think she should not wear these clothes.

Do you buy them for her?

Nope. I tell her that the only other people at her school is her brother, and he’s unnecessarily prudish anyway.

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliché?

The forward guy who knows your “no” only means “yes” is the guy for you.

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular?

Meh… I have no clue.

861. Of the following which word best describes you:

versatile (flexible):

NOPE. Literally or metaphorically.

wonderful:

Darn straight.

x-tra special:

Yep. I’m definitely “special”, just ask Em.

your own best friend:

Nope.

zany:

Yes.

862. What does BYOB stand for?

Bring Your Own Booze.

863. Who is sexiest:

Marilyn Monroe

She’s awesome. :)

James Dean

Oooh…

Elvis

Ew.

Jim Morrison

Who?

Madonna

Have you seen her lately? Woman is falling apart…

Cyndi Lauper

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her.

864. Do you always do what's expected of you?

Not always.

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news?

Nope. We watch Fox, so…

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you'll have to spend the whole thing)?

Abercrombie & Fitch. And sell it to my sister.

867. Have you ever won a competition?

Yep.

868. Who looks sloppier when they are over weight, guys or girls?

Guys. Girls at least have boobs to counter-balance.

869. At what age do you become all grown up?

I keep asking people but no one will give me a straight answer…

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything?

No.

871. Can you remember what you wrote?

I never did…

872. Are you a force of nature?

I guess?

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow?

I think it’s cute, but it doesn’t work on me.

How about gold eye shadow?

Yep! I wear it all the time.

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes:

Flapper?

Yes!

Hippie?

Yes!

Disco dancer?

It’d have to be an awfully cute costume…

875. Should birth control be taught in high school?

Yes, but in addition to abstinence. There’s a difference between “just don’t do it”, and “here’s what you should do when you’re mature enough…”

How about in jr. high or elementary school?

N—ye—I don’t know.

876. Would you consider yourself a genius?

Nope.

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris?

I haven’t seen it.

878. Which is usually better movies or books?

Books!

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie?

I certainly hope so….

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop?

No, I don’t. =/

881. What gives you a magical feeling?

Being onstage.

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker?

No. The pop scares me.

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball?

Watch. I don’t understand the game at all.

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems?

Not 100% of the time, but a lot of the time.

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people?

I try to.

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Afleck interesting to you at all?

Not really.

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar?

I hate obvious grammatical and spelling errors, but I’m prone to ending sentences with prepositions and stuff like that.

888. Make up a tabloid headline:

CORBYJANE SECRETLY REVEALED TO BE AWESOME

889. Do you like to learn new things?

Yes, I do.

890. What's more important, fame or personal accomplishment?

Both are pretty sweet. I guess I’ll go with personal accomplishment, but personally, I feel accomplished when I’m famous, so…

891. Sweet dreams are made of this....

Who am I to disagree?

What are they made of?

Candy!

892. Two trailer park girls go round the outside...

Huh?

Round the outside of what?

Of… the trailer park?

893. Are you wearing a piece of jewelry that means a lot to you right now?

I’m wearing a ring, which is leftover from my LOTR geek days; I’m wearing a friendship bracelet Alex made me; I’m wearing an I CAN DO HARD THINGS bracelet Lara gave me, and all of these things mean a lot to me.

894. If someone was going to inscribe a message on a ring and give it to you what would you want it to say?

“courage”

895. Guys who are losing their hair:

*snickers*

Should they shave their heads?

No.

Get implants?

Eww.

Or let it go?

I guess just let it go.

896. Do rock stars work hard or lead the easy life?

Depends. But most of them have to work pretty hard.

897. How much water do you drink every day?

I aim for three water bottles.

898. Are you driven or kinda apathetic?

Apathetic and it’s ruining my life.

899. Who do you turn to when you are down?

My sister.

900. Would you ever wear seran-wrap?

Maybe when I have someone to wear it for…